• Friend: I don't like Stelena.
  • Me: What do you mean?
  • Friend: I simply don't like it.
  • Me: What are you saying?
  • Friend: I think they were rushed.
  • Me: Are you trying to tell me something?
  • Friend: Yes, I don't like their relationship.
  • Me: I hear the words that come out of your mouth.. and they make no sense.
  • Friend: But their love -
  • Me: THAT KIND OF LOVE NEVER DIES!
  • Friend: But blood -
  • Me: THE ONLY THING STRONGER THAN YOUR CRAVINGS FOR BLOOD IS YOUR LOVE FOR THIS ONE GIRL.
  • Friend: But all they have now are memories -
  • Me: THIS IS A FUTURE MEMORY. THIS IS WHERE YOUR BOYFRIEND WHISPERED TO YOU THAT HE LOVES YOU.
  • Friend: But they will always -
  • Me: IT'S YOU AND ME STEFAN, ALWAYS!
  • Friend: o.O Sorry, I don't ship it.
  • Me: Who cares, Klaus ships it.